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Most Authoritarian: 11,776thLargest Agricultural Sector: 17,048thMost Patriotic: 22,911th
The Economic Singularity of
Iron Fist Consumerists
money is pretty cool
El Bozo
Influence
Nipper
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Empire of Malafar

Population2.259 billion

CapitalDoffoos
LeaderEl Bozo
FaithMoney-anity

CurrencySocial Credit
AnimalOxtail Soup

The Economic Singularity of Empire of Malafar is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by El Bozo with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, anti-smoking policies, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 2.259 billion Malafarians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Doffoos. The average income tax rate is 29.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Malafarian economy, worth 196 trillion Social Credits a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 86,908 Social Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

An underground movement of cigarette smokers has sprung up in response to a government ban, teenagers are told they're not thinking about sex enough, the well-to-do in Balder are never on time for important appointments, and biotech companies are fined if their jumbled genetic sequences look too familiar. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Empire of Malafar's national animal is the Oxtail Soup, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Money-anity.

Empire of Malafar is ranked 151,714th in the world and 6,220th in Balder for Safest, scoring 57.69 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

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Most Authoritarian: 11,776thTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 17,048thMost Patriotic: 22,911thMost Conservative: 25,196thMost Secular: 25,728th
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Most Authoritarian: 526th in the regionTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 878th in the regionMost Extreme: 945th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Empire of Malafar's influence in Balder rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Following new legislation in Empire of Malafar, biotech companies are fined if their jumbled genetic sequences look too familiar.
  • : Following new legislation in Empire of Malafar, the well-to-do in Balder are never on time for important appointments.
  • : Following new legislation in Empire of Malafar, teenagers are told they're not thinking about sex enough.
  • : Following new legislation in Empire of Malafar, an underground movement of cigarette smokers has sprung up in response to a government ban.
  • : Following new legislation in Empire of Malafar, cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high.
  • : Empire of Malafar was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Patriotic.
  • : Empire of Malafar's influence in Balder rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Following new legislation in Empire of Malafar, twins move across the country to avoid being accused of the other's crimes.
  • : Following new legislation in Empire of Malafar, the government is engaging in an agricultural trade war with Maxtopia.

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